A series of unfortunate events, chief.

Welcome to a series of unfortunate events. Bad news though. This isn't the wonderful book series. This is just a disaster I created in my room at 4:00AM on Sunday, the 19th of May. Warning going into this. No matter what you do, you're gonna end up dying or getting injured eventually. It's more so choosing the option that hurts you less. There's no happy ending. Or I guess there is, if you consider dying a happy ending. Good luck! CLick [[here]] to see your first set of choices!

Your first choice will be: What do you want to eat? Five family sized bags of flaming hot [[cheetos]] in a row. A [[lollipop]] you found on the ground of a sketchy hotel A [[cheesecake]] you stole from an old rich person

Your stomach said yikes. You got rushed to the hospital. You got your stomach pumped. However, you're not dead! So that's cool Next [[set]].

So like, the lollipop was kinda poisoned. Why would you pick up candy at a strange hotel? Anyway. You're dead now. Back to [[start]]?

You died because that's mean. Out here stealing from old people. Heathen. Back to [[start]]?

Listen to [[music]]? [[Swim]]? Play video [[games]]?

You listen to your music so loud you burst your eardrums. You go to the hospital. It gets fixed somehow. I don't know, I'm not a scientist. Next set of [[choices]]?

You drown. The water thought you were cute or something. Back to [[start]]?

Some kid tells you his dad is Bill Gates. You blow it off. Well, his dad actually is Bill Gates. Bill Gates deleted your Fortnite account. You die of depression. Go back to [[start]]

Your stomach hurts. What do you do about the pain? Take [[tylenol]], like a normal person. Weirdo. Cut the whole [[organ]] out of your body.

You've been using tylenol for pain a TON. It's eaten away your stomach lining. You suffer complications and die. Back to [[start]]

You grab a butter knife, some ibuprofen, and some super glue and go to town. The surgery is successful-ish. You'll probably die in like 10 minutes. But, you have enough time for one more set of choices. Here they [[are]]

You're gonna die pretty soon. What do you wanna do in the last few minutes of your life? There's no wrong answer for this one. [[Eat]] Stare into [[space]] Talk to your significant [[other]].

You eat ice cream until you pass out. Decent! Thanks for playing, chief. Back to [[start]]?

That's pretty uneventful. But okay nerd. You stare into space until you black out. Night night! Back to [[start]]?

As my personal significant other would say, "oh, you're dying? me too. it happens bb." Sweetest significant others in the world. Back to [[start]]?